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I find myself oddly drawn to looking at the hair time and again. Perhaps because I can’t really believe its real. I’m fascinated…the time…the effort to maintain…
I can’t help but remember the song “Hair” when I see this…
She asks me why…I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night; Hair that’s a fright.
I’m hairy high and low,
Don’t ask me why; don’t know!
It’s not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling
Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy
CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
CHORUS
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!
O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair’s too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot
They’ll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don’t my Mother love me?
Amazingly, while the lyrics to the song were easy to find, the creds for it weren’t. Best I can come up with is From “The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical” of the same name.
March 10th, 2008 at 12:19 am
holy crap, it looks like sheep hair….when was the last time he took a shower
March 10th, 2008 at 12:49 am
that is so nasty! Yuck!
March 10th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Look! He has a built in pillow! I wonder what may be crawling around inside…ewwww! I shudder to realize.
March 10th, 2008 at 2:56 am
Thats crazy man. Betcha it smells springtime fresh too.
March 10th, 2008 at 3:18 am
OMG, it’s the Mono-poo-dread-hobo! He’s in Auckland, New Zealand
March 10th, 2008 at 4:22 am
that’s manky
March 10th, 2008 at 5:53 am
damn that’s nasty lol
March 10th, 2008 at 6:43 am
makes me want to lose my lunch…and breakfast.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:14 am
wow! It’s petrified!
March 10th, 2008 at 8:14 am
it looks like cotton candy
March 10th, 2008 at 9:40 am
thats gross, it must be soooooo heavy and it must smell really bad. Yugh
March 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
that’s revoulting
March 10th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Why wont he just take some sciccors and cut the whole creepy thing off???!!!
March 10th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
that’s so gross! And yet I feel the need to touch it. Eeewwwww! He must be rich just from the publicity of his hair.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I find myself oddly drawn to looking at the hair time and again. Perhaps because I can’t really believe its real. I’m fascinated…the time…the effort to maintain…
March 10th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
When my hair grows out I want it to be exactly like that.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Thats gross
March 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
a pillow??? More like a built in fricken mattress…wow
March 11th, 2008 at 12:38 am
so now are u bald and 70 already ,Wade?? When can we see ur hair if it really could grow out?? LOL
March 11th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Wow ….TAKE A Shower!!!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
that must be musty, sour, sweaty, down right rank
March 11th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
what would be really funny is if he was sporting the hairy shirt from the previous post
March 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I’m gonna be sick!
March 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
and THATS what happens when you fall asleep on the radiator
March 12th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
yep! Its pretty annoying seeing this!! Makes me puke!!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:35 am
thats old school energy wookie lot kyyyyd! Respect
the lock!
March 14th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
it looks like he slept on hot pavement and it melted his head its like one big dread…
March 15th, 2008 at 11:07 am
it looks like someone took a bunch of crap and smeared all over that guys head and patted it down to that shape
March 15th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I…want…to…touch it…
March 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I can’t help but remember the song “Hair” when I see this…
She asks me why…I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night; Hair that’s a fright.
I’m hairy high and low,
Don’t ask me why; don’t know!
It’s not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling
Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy
CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My Hair!
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
CHORUS
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!
O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair’s too short!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot
They’ll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don’t my Mother love me?
Amazingly, while the lyrics to the song were easy to find, the creds for it weren’t. Best I can come up with is From “The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical” of the same name.
March 15th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
it looks like the back of his head is giving birth to a baby camel
March 16th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
well its still fluffy on top…..
July 18th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Ew, just think about the scalp too…totally gross!!