One reply assumed redneck. When someone says redneck everyone thinks southern U.S. Why not “cheesehead” or canuck, French or worse yet caveman. If redneck means a naive country person, redneck could match someone in any of those categories.
Inspired by Cloud’s “hilarious” suppositions about the location of this police blotter, I did 5 minutes of research to discover whether he or she was correct.
A quick search on the three listed street names yielded surprisingly few results, the majority of which indicates that this police blotter comes from Rochester, New Hampshire. There’s even a learning center on Hanson Street.
This suggests that is wasn’t in a “redneck area”, unless it can be asserted that Rochester, New Hampshire is a rural, agrarian area full of farmers who have sunburned their necks while working hard growing food to feed America. It looks like a nice place to visit on their website, and traditionally the term “redneck” has been reserved as an aspersion applied only to people of the southeastern states of the U.S. At least by people who use stereotypes as a substitute for actual thought.
Yes, I think mike is butthurt, but not with out reason.
It seems that rednecks are the last “ethnic group” that can be made fun of without any repercussions.
All kidding aside, to the two people who objected to the redneck assumption, have you read the Redneck Manifesto? If not you should, it is an eye opening point of view from a person most people don’t like. without looking I thing the author is Jim Goad.
I recommend it.
Sorry about that. My cat ate 64ozs of Tostitos Salsa and began gushing fluid from its rectum at an alarming rate so i panicked and called the cops. again…… sorry.
Not that suprising that it’s from Rochester, that town is so full of crack heads and druggies, I wouldn’t really expect them to tell the difference between a cardboard cutout, and the cat, well if you were high on drugs and saw your cat spewing from his rectum you might be freaked out too.
what’s even funnier is the story below it
well, what about the kitten’s rectum problems?!?
I assume the kitten on Shaw drive with rectum problems is not a cardboard cutout. Maybe he’s been chewing on one, though.
I want to know more about the kitten with “rectum problems”!
The kitten ate a big burrito. Rectum problems, what newspaper is this? Please email me something about it!
Is this Learning Center in a redneck area? If so, I think I just figured out why they’re idiots.
Police blotters from small towns can be very entertaining
well, you can never be to sure with the terminator so close by!
Rectum?…damn near killed ‘em.
We are all very sad to hear of Arnie’s rectum problems.
……..so they busted him for littering.
One reply assumed redneck. When someone says redneck everyone thinks southern U.S. Why not “cheesehead” or canuck, French or worse yet caveman. If redneck means a naive country person, redneck could match someone in any of those categories.
Inspired by Cloud’s “hilarious” suppositions about the location of this police blotter, I did 5 minutes of research to discover whether he or she was correct.
A quick search on the three listed street names yielded surprisingly few results, the majority of which indicates that this police blotter comes from Rochester, New Hampshire. There’s even a learning center on Hanson Street.
This suggests that is wasn’t in a “redneck area”, unless it can be asserted that Rochester, New Hampshire is a rural, agrarian area full of farmers who have sunburned their necks while working hard growing food to feed America. It looks like a nice place to visit on their website, and traditionally the term “redneck” has been reserved as an aspersion applied only to people of the southeastern states of the U.S. At least by people who use stereotypes as a substitute for actual thought.
What I’m saying is, Cloud is wrong and not funny.
mike=butthurt redneck
For the love of God, what became of the kitten?
I want to know.
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
@ whetthehelldoiknow
You put way too much effort into this xD Well, at least we now know where this kitten with rectum problems is.
Yes, I think mike is butthurt, but not with out reason.
It seems that rednecks are the last “ethnic group” that can be made fun of without any repercussions.
All kidding aside, to the two people who objected to the redneck assumption, have you read the Redneck Manifesto? If not you should, it is an eye opening point of view from a person most people don’t like. without looking I thing the author is Jim Goad.
I recommend it.
Cheers
I think they got things mixed up. It’s Arnold with the rectum problems.
I understand that a kitten can have rectum problems, but why would you call the police about it?
Sorry about that. My cat ate 64ozs of Tostitos Salsa and began gushing fluid from its rectum at an alarming rate so i panicked and called the cops. again…… sorry.
Agreed 100%. Mike is a butthurt redneck.
Not that suprising that it’s from Rochester, that town is so full of crack heads and druggies, I wouldn’t really expect them to tell the difference between a cardboard cutout, and the cat, well if you were high on drugs and saw your cat spewing from his rectum you might be freaked out too.
I think you’re all butthurt rednecks.
I’m surprised to be the first to point this out:
Hanson street?? As in “please sit down over there” hanson? Is anyone surprised?
Oh my gosh! Reading everyone’s comment about the cat’s rectum totally had me rolling on the floor. Oh my poor abs hurt.
At least it’s not your rectum.